Somebody left half a glass of milk next to the computer keyboard in the corporate photography studio. The reactions from various people might be like this?

The model: milk is good, I've had nothing to eat today.
Photographer: I will have her pour it over herself for a sexy look.
Some other responses to a half glass of milk:
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Futurist: The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.
Pascal programmers: Well, what type of milk is it?
C++ programmers: No thanks, I drink straight from the jug.
Assembly programmers: No thanks, I drink straight from the cow.
Basic programmers: No thanks, I'm still nursing.
IT Department: I'll drink it if you can give me until next year.
Fuzzy logic guys: I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.
Prolog programmers: I know I drank it-- just don't ask me how.
Non-procedural language programmers: I drank it when nobody was looking.
UI designers: What's that crap in my glass?
Windows users: Where's my straw?
Mac users: Where's my pump?
Shareware author: That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.
Security consultant: Where'd the rest of the milk go?
CIA: What makes you think that's milk?
NSA: We know what that really is.
Music copy-protection crazies: Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it! Let's go after Napster!
Free Software Foundation: That milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind.
Bill Gates: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk.
Apple Computer: You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier.
IBM: Rent this glass from us and we'll fill it with something we know is good for you.
Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Yahoo: what limits can be applied to this milk?